Saturday, September 11, 2010
送給不小心感冒的人
如果你感覺到已經開始流鼻水、連續打噴嚏、有點頭痛，就快要感冒了！趕緊 先喝兩、三杯熱 開水（不可以喝冰的)
等三、五分鐘，再沖一杯咖啡，任何咖啡都可以，三合一的最方便了，如果沒有，鐵罐子的咖啡也可以，ㄧ定要熱的喝才有效(不可冰）。
二、三十分鐘以後，咖啡和先前喝的開水會讓你要尿尿，而且，很神奇的，流鼻水、打噴嚏、頭痛都慢慢不見了！
想知道為什麼這麼好用？
一、咖啡可以讓你加速排尿，加上先喝的開水，可以把已經侵入繁殖的病毒，從身體裡「洗」掉大部分。
二、咖啡有提神、興奮的作用，會讓你低迷不振的免疫功能提振起來，病毒從尿尿排掉了一部分，免疫功能又加強了，感冒繼續惡化的可能當然降低不少。
看了三遍還是覺得很好笑!!!
國中地理教過，
中國產煤最多的地方是遼寧省撫順，
產鐵最多是遼寧省鞍山，
所以撫順被稱為中國的『煤都』,鞍山稱為『鐵都』,
某次月考試題.....中國的煤都是_____,中國的鐵都是______,
結果某張試卷上......,
" 中國的煤都是（黑的）,中國的鐵都是（硬的） "
考完還說...
這次老師怎麼出那麼簡單的題目ㄚ...
一個發生在國中生的真實例子...國中國文..
題目：蘇軾稱王維( )
(答案應是：詩中有畫，畫中有詩)，
某同學想了老半天...最後很沒把握的寫下：......
" (舅舅) "
20 分鐘內不可同時吃的食物
1、雞蛋忌糖精——易中毒，多食亡
2、豆腐忌蜂蜜——同食耳聾
3、蔥類忌蜂蜜——同食傷眼睛
4、土豆忌香蕉——同食生雀斑
5、牛肉忌紅糖——同食脹死人
6、黃鱔忌狗肉——同食傷肝
7、芹菜忌兔肉——同食脫頭髮
8、狗肉忌綠豆——同食傷元氣
9、螃蟹忌柿子——腹瀉，多食亡
10、鵝肉忌鴨梨——傷腎臟
11、黃瓜忌生花生米——同食傷脾
12、甲魚忌莧菜——同食中毒
13、皮蛋忌紅糖——同食嘔吐
14、人參忌蘿蔔——同食傷元氣
15、白酒忌柿子——同食心悶，多食亡
16、豆腐忌菠菜——同食生結石
17、雞肉忌菊花——多食亡
18、鯉魚忌甘草——同食亡
19、羊肉忌南瓜——同食腹脹難忍
20、栗子忌牛肉——同食麻木
21、鴨肉忌梅子——多食發老病
22、山芋忌白酒——同食生胃病
23、梨子忌開水——同食泄瀉
24、蛇肉忌蘿蔔——同食亡
25、田螺忌蠶豆——多食腸絞痛
26、羊肉忌西瓜——多食肝腹水
27、海帶忌洋蔥——多食便秘
28、西藥片忌酒——同食胃穿孔
29、豬肉忌麻花（植物）——同食亡
30、雀肉忌香蕉——多食過敏
Polish Killer
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.. One day he rushed into a lawyers office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions;
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: Polish Remover
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