Wednesday, November 17, 2010
被3秒膠黏住要用什麼方法解決?
您知道手指頭被3秒膠黏住要用什麼方法解決嗎?
南投有位50歲的男子，
胡先生說起手指頭被快乾黏住的情形還面露難色，
醫院建議胡先生，可以將手泡在去光水里試試看，
醫生提醒民眾，千萬不可硬將手指扳開，否則很容易撕裂皮膚，
聰明人必做的 10 件事 你做了幾件呢？
一、儲蓄友誼
靠得住的友誼是今生最溫暖的一件外套。
它是靠你的人品和性情打造的，一定要好好地珍惜它，
如果到目前為止，還沒有幾筆，那麼，從現在用心去儲存還來得及。
二、學會放手
這個年齡已經不允許不成熟，
當你無力把握命運中的某種愛、某種緣、某種現實，就要學會放手。
給自己一個全新的開始，只要信心在，勇氣就在；努力在，
三、播種善良
一定要極盡自己所能，
讓那些比你苦、比你難過的人感受到這世上的陽光和美麗。
這樣的善良常常是播種，在不經意間，就會開出最美麗的人性之花。
四、懂得音樂
一定要學 or 懂一種樂器，
它會洗滌你的身心，打開你的記憶和想像，
另外還有攝影、收藏，它們都能讓我們的生活增添滋味。
五、避開兩種苦
塵世間有兩苦，一是得不到之苦，二是鍾情之苦。
前者在你付諸努力的前提下，就把一切當作一場賭，勝之坦然，
至於後者可說是世間最苦，如果把這時還有這樣的情愫，
六、學會承受
有些事情需要無聲無息地忘記，經過一次，就長一次智慧；
有些苦痛和煩惱得要默默地承受；歷鍊一次；就豐富一次。
七、常懷感恩心
當我們參加完葬禮，總會湧起一些感慨；當我們大病初癒，
感恩的心一定要時時保留，它不僅讓你憐惜身邊事物，
還能平撫欲望和爭鬥，甚至幸福的感覺也往往源自於此。
八、熱愛工作
儘管它不像喝茶、聊天那般愜意，
但它檢驗著我們的智慧和能力，得以讓我們體現價值及獲得成就。
一定要全心愛它，畢竟它讓 你大半生有事做、有飯吃。
九、 勤於學習
讀書和學習都是在和智慧聊天，每年至少要讀五十本書，
它不僅保證你的記憶力、感悟力，還能讓你維持個性魅力，
這可是練瑜珈做美容所不能達到的效果。
十、享受運動
善用時間運動、享受自然。
你的體重就不會因懶惰而上漲，你的容貌也不會因歲月而減少生動，
在某種程度上更能保存青春、快樂與健康。
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Application to be my Boyfriend
My Boyfriend Application and Test
First, a little about me. I'm a 20-year-old good looking blonde attending University. I'm tired of wasting my time, so I have formulated some mandatory criteria in part A and part B is based on points.
Part A
1) You must be born male. Sorry, no trannies, I�ll need to see a birth certificate.
2) You must own something to wear to a formal reception.
3) You must not own or ever wear birkenstocks, crocs footwear or randy river jeans.
4) All your parts need to be in good working order, further testing will need to be conducted of course.
5) I can�t accept a regular drug user. Despite BC culture, I am including weed.
6) You must own at least four collared dress shirts. You need to look presentable standing next to me.
7) Your height must be proportional to your weight using the standard AMA guidelines.
8) You have to have lived in Victoria for at least two consecutive years.
9) You must have a photo which was taken in the last 3 months.
10) English must be your first language. Sorry, I'm not a part-time ESL teacher.
If you meet all of the requirements above then you may continue, if not, then you are now dismissed but thank you for applying to be my boyfriend.
Now: give yourself two points for each of the following criteria you meet
Part B
1) You have (or are working on) a post secondary degree.
2) You own a car and have a valid driver's license. Suspended for DUIs: minus 10 points.
3) You�ve never worn Ed Hardy, Affliction or any other Christian Audigier affiliated brand.
4) You follow at least one professional sport.
5) You have skills in bed. Not because you think you do, because your past experiences have told you.
6) You are not a born again Christian, Jehovah�s Witness or any other kind of religious fanatic.
7) You have been to at least three countries outside of North America.
8) You don�t need to call a handy man if something breaks around the house.
9) You know how to cook a meal for two.
10) You like stepping out of your bubble and trying new things like cuisine or bungee jumping.
11) You can make it through a romantic comedy without complaining (we don�t have to tell your friends).
12) You have a great sense of humour. Are people laughing with you, or at you?
13) You can plan a good date without any help or advice from me. "I don't know, what do you want to do" isn't an answer.
14) You work out and enjoy being physically active. I hit the gym regularly, you should too.
15) You have a job that requires more than a high school diploma.
16) You ride a motorcycle. I love to go riding.
17) You have a 5 year goal.
18) You aren't afraid of being yourself, even if you have a dorky side.
19) You're competitive, and I don't mean you like to battle it out with your WoW buddies on the weekends.
20) You know how to dance.
If you have a score of 30+ then please contact me immediately. If you scored between 20-30 pts, you can contact me, but I don't have a lot of hope for our future relationship. If you did not score high enough, then please do not contact me, but if at some time in the future you are able to improve yourself and meet the minimum requirements, then you may re-apply.
You MUST respond with your age (this is a creeper free zone, 20-26 year olds only please) and your picture.
I thank you in advance for your application, however, only successful candidates will receive a response.
First, a little about me. I'm a 20-year-old good looking blonde attending University. I'm tired of wasting my time, so I have formulated some mandatory criteria in part A and part B is based on points.
Part A
1) You must be born male. Sorry, no trannies, I�ll need to see a birth certificate.
2) You must own something to wear to a formal reception.
3) You must not own or ever wear birkenstocks, crocs footwear or randy river jeans.
4) All your parts need to be in good working order, further testing will need to be conducted of course.
5) I can�t accept a regular drug user. Despite BC culture, I am including weed.
6) You must own at least four collared dress shirts. You need to look presentable standing next to me.
7) Your height must be proportional to your weight using the standard AMA guidelines.
8) You have to have lived in Victoria for at least two consecutive years.
9) You must have a photo which was taken in the last 3 months.
10) English must be your first language. Sorry, I'm not a part-time ESL teacher.
If you meet all of the requirements above then you may continue, if not, then you are now dismissed but thank you for applying to be my boyfriend.
Now: give yourself two points for each of the following criteria you meet
Part B
1) You have (or are working on) a post secondary degree.
2) You own a car and have a valid driver's license. Suspended for DUIs: minus 10 points.
3) You�ve never worn Ed Hardy, Affliction or any other Christian Audigier affiliated brand.
4) You follow at least one professional sport.
5) You have skills in bed. Not because you think you do, because your past experiences have told you.
6) You are not a born again Christian, Jehovah�s Witness or any other kind of religious fanatic.
7) You have been to at least three countries outside of North America.
8) You don�t need to call a handy man if something breaks around the house.
9) You know how to cook a meal for two.
10) You like stepping out of your bubble and trying new things like cuisine or bungee jumping.
11) You can make it through a romantic comedy without complaining (we don�t have to tell your friends).
12) You have a great sense of humour. Are people laughing with you, or at you?
13) You can plan a good date without any help or advice from me. "I don't know, what do you want to do" isn't an answer.
14) You work out and enjoy being physically active. I hit the gym regularly, you should too.
15) You have a job that requires more than a high school diploma.
16) You ride a motorcycle. I love to go riding.
17) You have a 5 year goal.
18) You aren't afraid of being yourself, even if you have a dorky side.
19) You're competitive, and I don't mean you like to battle it out with your WoW buddies on the weekends.
20) You know how to dance.
If you have a score of 30+ then please contact me immediately. If you scored between 20-30 pts, you can contact me, but I don't have a lot of hope for our future relationship. If you did not score high enough, then please do not contact me, but if at some time in the future you are able to improve yourself and meet the minimum requirements, then you may re-apply.
You MUST respond with your age (this is a creeper free zone, 20-26 year olds only please) and your picture.
I thank you in advance for your application, however, only successful candidates will receive a response.
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